A boy asked a girl: Tapos na ba mga exams mo?
The girl replied: Bakit mo naman tinatanong yan?
Boy: Para ako naman ang sagutin mo.
Posted at 07:22 am by web junkie
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Ang pera ng mga tambay ay parang COKE.
Kundi SAKTO, ZERO.
Posted at 07:21 am by web junkie
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When you're tired of the world, when times feel like a living hell, when it feels like we have failed and fallen short of our expectations, it doesn't hurt to believe in a better day. Because even wounds, no matter how deep, will fight to heal. And eventually, they will.
Posted at 07:21 am by web junkie
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Kung magpapapasok ka ng bagong tao sa bahay mo, paiwan mo sa labas ang tsinelas o sapatos para kakpag gusto na nilang umalis, di ka mahihirapan maglinis ng mga bakas nito.
Posted at 07:21 am by web junkie
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Worrying has never solved a problem, never paid a bill, never cured an illness.
Worrying is like racing a car engine in neutral because it doesn't get you anywhere, it just uses up gas!
So stop worrying. All you need is a prayer and a heart full of faith.
Posted at 07:21 am by web junkie
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